Donald Trump Bombs Santa, Slams Warner Bros. Sale and Celebrates Epstein Condoms in ‘SNL’ Cold Open

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• Discovery — by asking why anyone would even want to buy the studio: “They’ve got one of the worst studio lot tours in LA,” he groused.
• “You go on that thing, and it’s just some kid pointing to a tree.
• ‘Oh, that’s the tree from “Pretty Little Liars.” Who gives a crap.” “Trump,” played as usual by James Austin Johnson, was answering press questions on Air Force One — much to the chagrin of press secretary Karoline Leavitt (Ashley Padilla).
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• “You know, this is exciting.