Key Highlights
- You may find yourself with six Premier League titles and a sport refashioned in your image.
- You may find yourself in front of a large advert board covered in words such as Experience Abu Dhabi, haunted by images of suffering, a scythe clanking gently at your shoulder.
- And you may say, well, how did I get here?There are only ever two types of Pep Guardiola article.
- First, articles announcing that Guardiola’s influence has reached some new level of annihilating dominance, that what we have here is our own cashmere-draped, cranium-whirring Ideal Tactics Man, that Pep-ism is bigger than smartphones, bigger than internet porn, bigger than a mother’s love, that playing out from the back is now visible from space. Premier League news: Guardiola refuses to be silenced; Arteta apologises to RoseniorRead moreAnd second, often in the same short timeline, articles that warn Pep Guardiola is not just finished but fatally exposed, emasculated, weak-chinned, pigeon-chested, cheese cubes tumbling from the pockets of his moth-riddled cardigan.
- Righteousness has come for him.
