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Jokes on Red Sox as "hot ch*ck" Alex Bregman gets away

Story byKD JainTue, January 13, 2026 at 11:45 AM UTC·2 min readJokes on Red Sox as "hot ch*ck" Alex Bregman gets away originally appeared on The Sporting News. Add The Sporting News as a Preferred Source by clicking here. Despite being the favorite to re-sign Alex Bregman during the entire offseason, the Boston Red Sox failed to close a deal for a third baseman. Bregman signed a five-year, $175 million contract with the Chicago Cubs. AdvertisementAdvertisementAdvertisementThis entire free agency drama was perfectly summarized by former Red Sox star Jonathan Papelbon using an analogy of a bar where the Red Sox were the guy who entered with "hot ch*ck" Alex Bregman, before the other guy Cubs, came in to swoop the third baseman."I don't know how y'all feel, but I feel like I did in college when I walked into a bar and there's this hot ch*ck there, and you waited to go up and talk to her," Papelbon said on Foul Territory.

Jokes on Red Sox as "hot ch*ck" Alex Bregman gets away

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  • "And then somebody else came in and swooped in, talked to her, and now she's gone.
  • She left the bar with him.
  • So that's how I feel right now."Also Read: Red Sox linked to frustrating Alex Bregman replacements after Cubs dealAdvertisementAdvertisementAdvertisementJonathan Papelbon reveals reason why Alex Bregman chose Cubs over Red SoxJonathan Papelbon had the perfect analogy as the Red Sox were doing everything right in their efforts to re-sign Alex Bregman, but the minute a new offer came in from the Cubs, they couldn't improvise. Bregman's camp reportedly notified the Red Sox about the new offer, hoping they would match it or upbid it.
  • The Red Sox did improve their offer to five years, $165 million.
  • While it was $10 million short of the Cubs' offer, Papelbon believes the other components of the contract also played a part in Bregman's decision."The no-trade clause, to me, was the final factor and decision-maker in this," Papelbon said. AdvertisementAdvertisementAdvertisementThe Cubs' contract was much better than the one from the Red Sox, as it contained a full no-trade clause and no opt-outs. Bregman is a family man, husband to entrepreneur Reagan, and father to two young sons, Knox and Bennett.
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