Story byKD JainTue, January 13, 2026 at 11:45 AM UTC·2 min readJokes on Red Sox as "hot ch*ck" Alex Bregman gets away originally appeared on The Sporting News. Add The Sporting News as a Preferred Source by clicking here. Despite being the favorite to re-sign Alex Bregman during the entire offseason, the Boston Red Sox failed to close a deal for a third baseman. Bregman signed a five-year, $175 million contract with the Chicago Cubs. AdvertisementAdvertisementAdvertisementThis entire free agency drama was perfectly summarized by former Red Sox star Jonathan Papelbon using an analogy of a bar where the Red Sox were the guy who entered with "hot ch*ck" Alex Bregman, before the other guy Cubs, came in to swoop the third baseman."I don't know how y'all feel, but I feel like I did in college when I walked into a bar and there's this hot ch*ck there, and you waited to go up and talk to her," Papelbon said on Foul Territory.