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The hill I will die on: Washing-up bowls are horrible and should be banned | Jason Hazeley

uardian Design/ uardian Design/Getty ImagesThe hill I will die on: Washing-up bowls are horrible and should be bannedJason HazeleyThese unhygienic, offensive lumps of plastic do everything the sink does, and less. It’s time to get ridWhen I was a kid, our TV was in a television cabinet. For those unfamiliar with this preposterous abomination, it was a box on legs into which the TV was placed to hide it.

The hill I will die on: Washing-up bowls are horrible and should be banned | Jason Hazeley

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Key Highlights

  • It was some sort of furniture hangover from the era of covering a piano’s ankles lest they cause lustful sweats to break out under the starched collars of young gentlemen. The trouble is, a two-doored, TV-shaped-and-sized box in the corner of the room where the TV would usually be, cables trailing from its rear and armchairs angled towards it, was about as good a disguise as when a child lacking object permanence puts its hand up to its eyes and assumes the rest of the world can’t see it. The other thing is: the TV didn’t need a box.
  • It already had a box built round it.
  • It even had a nickname, in case that wasn’t evident enough: “the box”. A box does not need a box.
  • And so, in the same vein, a sink does not need a second sink sitting in it. The washing-up bowl is indefensible.
  • Think on this as you wash your Christmas dishes.
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