Key Highlights
- Pile them high.
- Sort them and arrange them, parse them and categorise them, order them to your table like items in a Chinese restaurant.
- Personal favourites?
- Give me the No 33 against Arsenal, the one with the flowing hair.
- I’ll also take a No 81 against Chelsea, when he spots a hapless Robert Sánchez out of goal, and lobs him deliciously from the edge of the area. Give me a No 98 against Bournemouth, in which he deliberately slants his run around the keeper, slots it in from a tight angle, tries to clamber atop the advertising hoardings in triumph, loses his balance, collapses in peals of giggles.
