Illustration: Igor Bastidas/The Guardian Illustration: Igor Bastidas/The GuardianYou be the judge: should my boyfriend change the way he showers?Audrey thinks Noah doesn’t take bathing seriously enough. He says he’s a ‘quick-shower kind of guy’ but keeps himself clean. You decide whose argument scrubs up best Get a disagreement settled or become a YBTJ jurorThe prosecution: Audrey Noah doesn’t wash himself thoroughly enough – he just rubs a bit of gel around his body My boyfriend, Noah, doesn’t wash properly, but he thinks he does.