If you're anything like me, you spent Thanksgiving weekend watching all four hours of the newest Defunctland video on YouTube. (If you haven't, do check it out. You'll thank me later.) The channel's epic deep dive into the failure of Disney's Living Characters Initiative was fresh on my mind as I watched Bill Skarsgård, in full Pennywise getup, pop out from behind a blood-red curtain and dance his bizarre routine before getting upstaged by kids who will never know the joy of a Game Boy. There's not a lot in common between Pennywise and Mickey Mouse.